I'M JUST CHUGGING ALONG, ON THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN, SINGIN' A SONG, MOVIN' ALONG
NO ONE EVER HAD THE TIME FOR TIMMY PANTS; TWAS SUCH A SIGHT TO SEE HIM LIVING AMONG HIS PLANTS;
HE DARED NOT FART, EXCEPT AFTER TARTS,
OH AND WHEN HE TOOTED POLITICAL RANTS

Now that the daily song-a-thon and limey limerick are both over and partially done with, I can maybe get an inkling of getting down to possibly thinking about considering business.

INTERNET INTERNET, DONGS, SRS BSNS-

I'll stop, FOR NOW! Don't expect me to not go forthback and redo the things I hadn't yet started to complete quite yet, but for the moment be contented to know that that which I had had is no longer outside of my peripheral vision. It's sitting right here, Here, HERE, on my desk! 

Besides that, the Phrases "Know God, No Fear; No God, Know Fear" is at once amusing and incorrect. An witty Anglicism based upon silly pronunciation, but not necessarily correct. There is little the Bob fears (Lanky being one thing even mighty Bob quivers at), and there are certainly those of devout faith who would shit their pants at the sight of zombie cyborg robot ninja alien Jesus wielding a blowtorch and eating brains. Hey, zombie cyborg robot ninja alien prophet-messiahs have to eat too.

Wait, why is it midnight? Oh right, the title! 

DED SPCAE

Dead Space:

Graphics: tasty, gory
Sound: quite very well timed and sophisticated
Gameplay: pooped pants
Controls: yay
Overall: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU incredibly awesome

Bob's tips for not being made dead in Dead Space: 
1) Upgrade your rig and suit as much as possible (for great justice)
2) Upgrade the Plasma Cutter (first weapon) to maximum pain-infliction and it will become a magnum of sorts
3) Flamethrower is ass and should not be used, sell the ammo for it for lots of monies WHAT AM I SAYING, NOT TO NOTA ELD? Yes, actually, as it sucks unless you upgrade the hell out of it. Oh, and it runs out of ammo when you do have it in about ten seconds. The Bob is not pleased that the devs nerfed fire. >:C
4) WATCH OUT FOR BABIES, and stomp and drop-kick them at every opportunity.
5) Stasis is your friend, use the pants out of it
6) Almost never use standard melee attack - most enemies block it and it does very little. THE CURB STOMP, HOWEVER,
7) STOMP EVERYTHING, ALL THE TIME (also for great justice)
8) If you meet extremely fucked up enemies (and you will), stasis them and/or use explosives. Specifically, in order of meeting: Blow his legs off and stasis him, he becomes almost immobile; STASIS OH SHI-; Spam explosives as soon as it "dies" to clean up.
9) The secondary of the Line Gun is very useful for obliterating mobs of small necros. Use it!!!!!!
10) Whenever you see something run away, say, behind a corner, FOLLOW IT AND GIVE IT A GOOD CURBSTOMPING FOR BEING A PANSY FAGGOT

Oh and the contact gun is best for those tanky guys. MIDNIGHT MUST SLEEP 

Suddenly, out of nowhere, pants in the sky!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH wait why are you even viewing this page?

PEOPLE ACTUALLY COME HERE? OH GOD I HAD MY CREDIT CARDS IN PUBLIC ENTRIES
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOME KIND OF ONLINE TEXT EDITOR

BRB BITCHING TO CREDIT CARD COMPANIES ABOUT HOW THEIR SECURITY SUCKS

The reason this page is blank (save for this entry and some pretty colours) is because all the entries are both hueg like xBox and therefore invisible and because I set them to be friends-only.

Except I have no LJ friends.

Hah! A good thing, too! LJ is crazy.